February 2012
435 posts
When your mom curses somebody out →
wowfunniestposts:
GO MOMMA GO MOMMA GO MOMMA
funniest blog ever
"Your crush is in a relationship."
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
Hey Nickelodeon...
onedirection-5ever:
onedirectionbible:
you sure you still want them?
definitely not for kids.
Love is so gay
or bi… or pan …or straight <3 love=love
Harry Styles: Hi .... wait you look familiar, do i know you?
Me: what.
Harry Styles: OH! you're that one girl i follow on my secret tumblr. I only go on your blog like a million times a day. I also see that you are super obsessed with me. I think we should get a cat and name it Rupert. I also see that you love Nutella, so i'll make sure that you have an endless supply. I'll always send you the cutest text messages so you can screen cap them and put them on Tumblr to get tons of notes. We will be the cutest couple in history.
Me:
Harry:
Me:
Harry:
Me:
Harry: Hey...are you breathing?
